Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate

 

Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with
sequins in their eyes?

 

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they’ll never catch wise!

 

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
 How can they hear the truth above the roar?

 


Throw 'em a fake and a finagle



They'll never know you're just a bagel

 

Razzle Dazzle 'em

And they’ll beg you for more

 

Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler



Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
 

 


When you're in trouble,
go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let you get away with murder

 


Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

 

Give 'em the old
Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em

 

Give them an act that’s unassailable

They’ll wait a year until you’re available

 

Give them the old double whammy



Daze & dizzy ‘em


 

 

Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are

 


Long as you keep 'em way off balance

How can they spot you've got no talent

 

Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em

And they'll make you a star!

 
 

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